Monday, 21 June 2010


a mad man
squatting on the bowl,
dust under sink, heat-sync to stop
me blowing up, out, shitting about the
room, splatting on the wall,
my star spangled anus going for
the roof, hoof hoof it up there sweet
curry and pear, land on my
face, repeat, chase the shit
around a bit
then shower,
disgraced but smiling

Monday, 14 June 2010


piles and piles of cooked grissle
my belly full of watered down beer and bbq
- a way of life not, a method of cooking

sealed boxes and buildings and tanned skin and signs
grabbing your retinas. smoke screens and glistening plastic smiles.
eat eat eat
the gratest creation is false air, i rejoice
in a land of burning hells.
buy buy buy

i document as best i can,
though my heart crys for cool air and sincerity
but the tenticals have reached across the ocean
and are creeping, creeping, creeping


Friday, 11 June 2010


cup de monde!
sacre blu! suck my balls!
en ecosse?
ah haw hee haw!